Et CeteraDrinking is fun. Drinking to the point of pissing yourself, asking a cop for weed and giving yourself alcohol poisoning is not. On a Monday too... sheesh capishe.
Oh, look who's doing journals again.
Newest
Art is DeadShe died with a scalpel in the hand Of a critic, legitimized by greenbacks Strung up Mussolini corpse photo Hanging from a dead white wallArt is Dead
She died by the voice of a thousand Thousands, each one screaming Trying to be heard in a sea of echoes Here I am, guilty a murderer as you
Where are her dear fathers? Hidden in pages where all eyes feast Where hide her romancers? More bodies and banners to wave
We turn to you, mighty electron Give us this day our daily bread Your coldness, your sameness is a Comfort in a gray sea of individuals
by ~MatthewCrawford
Unwitty Anecdote No. 7For five minutes today, I was overcome by an utterly terrible wave of suicidal thoughts. Either I'm lapsing into depression, or the tie I decided to wear is too tight.Unwitty Anecdote No. 7
by ~MatthewCrawford
Marvell and DonneJohn Donne, you're a deceiver Andrew Marvell, you're a liarMarvell and Donne
(arrogance - mine and theirs)
Take your 17th century robot arms Grab a quill and stick it to that page Manufacture a Neo-Platonic nightmare
A thousand thousand years could I Never see thy face
But thou art an ideal, my love requires No physical context
(taking the ideal too far)
Metaphysic, Metaphysic Take your drawn out, foolish lyric Keep it - don't want it - makes me sick
Donne! Float among the spheres! I shall keep sublunary harms and fears! &
by ~MatthewCrawford
Favourites
CrazydeviantID
| I enjoy reading and writing, quite specifically in that order. I read Dostoevsky, Kafka, Twain, Dickens, Pound, Achebe, Russel, Gogol, Chekhov, Shakespeare, Wilde, Carroll, Marlowe, Goethe, Sophocles, Aeschylus, Virgil, Plutarch, Cicero, Swift, Descartes, Kant, Hume, Locke, Hobbes, Nietzsche, Marx, Lao Tzu, and nearly anything I can get my grubby hands on. That paragraph is dedicated to my Modern Philosophy professor: "It's as if Mister Locke had a contest with himself to see how many commas he could pack in at once." |
Devious Info
- Current Residence: A frigid waste to the North
- Interests: Too many to comprehensively list.
- Favourite movie: Dr. Strangelove: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb
- Favourite band or musician: Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, Stravinsky, Tchaikovsky, Prokofiev, Rachmaninoff
- Favourite genre of music: Classical
- Favourite artist: Boticelli, Pollock and Bacon
- Favourite poet or writer: Oscar Wilde, Franz Kafka... apparently too many for the character limit on this thing.
- Favourite style of art: Baroque, Rococo, Russian Realism, Postmodernist, Mexican Muralism, Surreal
- Operating System: Windows Vista
- MP3 player of choice: mPio
- Shell of choice: Conch
- Wallpaper of choice: Paisley
- Skin of choice: Purple
- Favourite game: Arcanum: Of Magick and Steamworks Obscura
- Favourite gaming platform: PC
- Favourite cartoon character: Stimpy
- Personal Quote: "Back then, shit meant stuff, man"
- Tools of the Trade: A mighty pen
- Email: matthewcrawford@live.com
deviantART Community Board
News
No news submitted yet.
Comments
Site Map
©2009 deviantART. All rights reserved
What a surprise...
I almost immediately regret having discovered your deviantart page and all of its assorted "works"; and yet I struggle to pull myself away.
what is this
I don't
even
...I do quite like the anecdotes, though.
So!: keep on keepin' it classy.
--
I'm an atheistic communist who probably reviles everything your life stands for. I also write shitty poetry and drink in the morning.
SKEET SKEET SKEET
P.S. Does this look unsure to you?
--
I'm an atheistic communist who probably reviles everything your life stands for. I also write shitty poetry and drink in the morning.
SKEET SKEET SKEET
P.S. Does this look unsure to you?
--
-- .: Listen to the music of the SOUL :. --
--
I'm an atheistic communist who probably reviles everything your life stands for. I also write shitty poetry and drink in the morning.
SKEET SKEET SKEET
P.S. Does this look unsure to you?
--
-- .: Listen to the music of the SOUL :. --
--
I'm an atheistic communist who probably reviles everything your life stands for. I also write shitty poetry and drink in the morning.
SKEET SKEET SKEET
P.S. Does this look unsure to you?
--
-- .: Listen to the music of the SOUL :. --
--
Down on yer knees, certain to please,
If you're a girl, give it a whirl,
If you're a lad, straighten yer nads!
If you want some whore-ific action,
Schemilix guarantees satisfaction.
The Game.
Previous Page12345...Next Page